selmabouvier: i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”
heygloria: nothing hurts more than being ignored by cats on the street
twoboobsjohnson: There’s one part of me that’s like: You should do your work, and then you wouldn’t be so stressed, and you would feel a great sense of accomplishment, and you’d have free time when you’re finished. But then there’s this other part of me that’s like: No. They both make such good arguments.
It’s weird. At school, I found that I naturally stepped up and have assumed a project manager sort of role, but at work, I’m terrified of responsibility
breadboxes: breadboxes: what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot “where did my van gogh”
atthebutterflyball: I think most Australian young adults are personally offended by the Bananas in Pyjamas becoming animated.
sleepmydeer asked: marry me
Anonymous asked: marry me
butasparrow: touchmypopsicle: it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked the second one was kind of unexpected but no one is disagreeing
lettucefetish: i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
nevvzealand: why is every donut not in my mouth right now
egberts: of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange