quousque:

iwantasecretgarden:

shamrockjolnes:

five-cats:

someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”

So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?

I tried to scroll past I really did

beautiful set up, perfect follow-through. great teamwork everyone

(via theallaustraliandefender)

hidden-suggestion:

ged-gedward:

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

(via robo-kittens)

  • Half-orc fighter: are these windows big enough for someone to jump through?
  • DM: the windows aren't open.
  • Half-orc fighter: that's not what I asked.

winterinthetardis:

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

(via owndkekdowkskwkskendkwdnkw)

joannies:

Dick: Dude, what the hell are you doing? Please tell me this is, like, some new reality show called My Skank.
Logan: Goodbye, Dick.
Dick: What?
Logan: Get out of my house. You have a problem with Veronica, you leave. Actually, you have a problem with Veronica, you’re pretty much dead to me, so just, like, evaporate or something, I don’t know. That’s kind of a general invitation. If you don’t like my girlfriend, then just start heading toward the rectangle with the knob.

(via thatmattattack)

*smells weed in the air* *looks around like there’s a disturbance in the force*

(via sergeantbabylegs-deactivated201)

(via cavum)

scottuminga:
“Pearl made on gifmaker :D
”

scottuminga:

Pearl made on gifmaker :D

(via inquisitorwren)